A Bit Of A Departure

Ever since I got back in shape, I’ve thought about what the ideal body type would be. Since I don’t do hardcore weight training, the Arnold Swartzenegger look is probably out. I’ve always thought more of a “chiselled” Chuck Norris look is what I was going for.

Now, most people will remember Chuck for his movie and TV career. Most notably The Expendables or Walker: Texas Ranger. What most people don’t know is that he has websites dedicated to silly facts about him. The facts are as humorous and over the top as some of his early movies like Delta Force.

To mention a few: Chuck Norris can read braille. The Boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. My favourite – Chuck Norris can eat a scrambled Rubik’s Cube and poop it out solved.

You see just how silly these are and even Chuck himself has endorsed this tomfoolery. There used to be a site called chucknorrisfacts.com, which was the ultimate collection, but it has been offline for several months apparently waiting for Chuck Norris to bring it back online.